On July 13th, 2024 a friend called to say President Trump was shot. I immediately wrote what would become the most viral endorsement of the 2024 election. 

I posted to X and it quickly racked up 12 million views. Haters went wild attacking me and my company. I doubled down and emailed my endorsement to my 5+ million customers. The Internet exploded and the media followed.  

CNBC hired “experts” to attack me for what I wrote. Forbes went nuts writing a fake hit piece that claimed my employees were outraged at me. In reality everyone stood by me. Forbes Chief Content Officer, Randall Lane, disgustingly requested I give $25,000 to a personal project under threat that more fake hit pieces could follow. 

100,000+ people wrote hate mail including calls to commit suicide and death threats. When we published them, activists and journalists attacked us for “doxing critics.” These weren’t critics. They were people inciting suicide and violence. 

250,000 customers unsubscribed from our email list and other customers reported being harassed for buying from us. When the hate died down my friends encouraged me to stand down. They said I did my part to help the country and should move on. 

I told them if I backed off the impression would be that Democrats once again silenced an American who dared to defend President Trump and his supporters. It would appear that I spoke up, got attacked and bowed to pressure by going silent. I decided the best thing for the country was for me to use all of my energy to stop Anti-Trump hate. 

I started cranking out videos advocating for President Trump. Produced a Pro-Trump rap song that went viral. Designed and gave away millions of Trump stickers. Eventually I put up a massive “Vote for Trump” sign that set off another positive media cycle for President Trump. 

I published statement after statement to generate positive media attention for President Trump at the risk of my personal reputation. I called out Mark Cuban for being a fake business man and paid actor for the Kamala campaign. I even predicted a Trump landslide in a statement on Oct 1st. 

I wanted a landslide because that was the best way to stop Anti-Trump hate and unify America. A close victory would have allowed the Democrats to maintain their hatred for President Trump and his supporters. A landslide makes Anti-Trump hate look silly. 

Everything went perfectly on Nov 5th. President Trump won the electoral college, the popular vote, all prior counties and then some, and led Republicans to win the House, the Senate, and the majority of Governorships. He also earned an 11 point improvement in New York State. 

Roger Stone invited me to dinner in Florida to say thanks for my efforts and I accepted. On the way, I got word that our Congresswoman Elise Stefanik was nominated to be the next U.N. Ambassador. I was thrilled for her and the country. 

Immediately people started asking me to run for the seat she will be vacating. I asked Roger Stone what he thought during dinner and without hesitating he told me it was a great idea and he’d do everything he could to help me. I was honored by Roger’s support as he was one of the first people in President Trump’s corner. 

I live by principles. My primary principle is to use my time to do the most useful things I can do. It didn’t take me long to realize that this is the best use of my time. I also supported President Trump, loyally, since 2016 because I want the most talented people in Government. Having built a 1,200 person company, I have a knack for assessing talent, and I am certain I am the most talented person available to replace Congresswoman Stefanik. 

No matter what challenge I take on, I always outperform. I saved my family’s company from bankruptcy at age 19 after my father died and his loyal management retired. It went into disarray and I convinced his team to come back and help me fix the business. I never took compensation until the company turned around.  

I was not the owner of that company and wanted to be my own person so I created a new company called Sticker Mule, with an investment from a 72 year old friend, that quickly became a success. While building that company globally I taught myself Spanish and Italian, established a world class engineering team, pioneered remote work, and, most importantly, became a master marketer. 

For fun, and to further verify my success wasn’t due to luck, I randomly took on a career as a professional boxer and secured 4 straight knockouts in Mexico City. All with different punches which is not easy to do. This had a secondary benefit of acclimating my company to operate without me. 

Ironically, I see similarities between politics and boxing. I had a few “fights” with partisan journalists who I metaphorically knocked out or, at least, secured decision victories against. I also fought and badly beat my Mayor Cinquanti. I didn’t expect to be a politician, but, I admit, it’s fun for me to fight and win. If elected, I will fight hard to win for New York’s 21st Congressional district and beyond. 

My number one priority is to bring people back to New York. I have watched far too many friends and family members leave. We need to convince talented people to live here to help rebuild our state that’s been decimated by Democrat incompetence and corruption. I strongly believe, if elected, I will turn things around and establish NY21 as a power center for the Republican Party. 

I have already done a lot to rebuild a forgotten city called Amsterdam that’s headquarters for my company which has many employees and vendors in the district. There’s a lot more I want to do both with my resources as a private citizen and as a Congressman. I am particularly excited to bring better Internet and cell service to NY21. 

I like working and will work nonstop to make everyone proud they support me. I also will be an incredible resource for New York’s Republican Party. I live here, have a great company here, and really have no choice but to beat the Democrats and restore sanity to the NY government. I have the skills and ability to turn things around quickly. 

I’m self funding my campaign and already deposited $2.6 million. My aim is to grow party resources. Everything I do to promote my campaign and administer my seat I wish to share with the Party so that we can turn New York RED quickly. 

I will distribute my Congressional salary to my staff so that I can build the best possible team. And, I will use my Mar a Lago membership and track record of loyal support to America First principles to build a strong relationship with President Trump for the benefit of everyone in New York’s 21st Congressional district. 

I’m aware other people want the seat but I can assure you that none will outperform me. If elected, I will work relentlessly for my constituents, for the Party, and for President Trump. I want the job now because it’s a pivotal moment in American history and I want to use my skills to do everything I can to help Make America Great Again.